The New Virus - Lethal! - Beware

It has come to my attention that a new and extremely dangerous virus abounds.

The infectious little sod has the capacity to assume one's identity on communication means such as MSN, YIM, write daft spam on forums and blogspots, as well as send SMS and make late night phone calls under the guise of the infected person.

Yes, dangerous but true - the virus is called Copiousamountsofwine and the victim is often infected by supposedly innocent and well-meaning friends at dinner. It is shaping up to have far-reaching long-term affects, potentially wiping out the victim's entire friend group.

The only treatment known for the virus is to physically withstrain the person infected (often requires several very strong people),or put them to bed immediately until all symptoms have subsided.