Brokenback Mountain

It had to happen - a spoof on the tear-jerker movie is already in production.

The film is set to star a pallid looking slightly overweight failed Australian politician, riding alongside a kiwi-born Ocker with a mighty big gob, clutching an Oscar.

The main plot depicts Crowe and Latham reeking havoc by tormenting the public with their camera and phone smashing sprees. The film ends with the pair undertaking a long brawly drinking session at Souths Leagues club, after which they ride down to Cronulla together assaulting cab drivers and singing TOFOG songs, singlehandedly terrifying rioters away for ever.