Hugh Hefners Girls

I always have mixed feelings of disdain and vague fascination when I hear stories of the Hef.

The H-Man is now 79 years old. In the last couple of years he rationalised his live in official girlfriends down from a group of 7, to a mere 3.

The #1 girl, Holly, is about 23 and is the top dog. She gets to share the Master Bedroom with the Hef full-time. The other two girls just get to visit there on demand.

The second tier girl, Bridget is now 31 and excpecting to get her marching orders soon, seeing as she and Mr Hef are practically in the same generation *insert rolleyes emoticon here*.

The number 3 gal is a very attractive 20 year old (surprise) blonde, but when interviewed she sees it all as a job "its better than flipping pizza" she says. When asked what their favorite things are about living in the Playboy Mansion, the other two girls say things like "Hef, cos he's funny" or the "such and such nite when we get together and have fun". Girl 3 however says her favourite nite is "Sunday nite because I get to watch sport in my room...alone".

The girls get an allowance of around $1500 US a week as well as all living and partying expenses paid. They also have an unlimited budget for beauty treatments. Its hard work though - they have to spend at least 4 hours per week at the hairdressers (not a millimeter of non-platinum hair will be tolerated so it seems). I really don't know if I could be bothered.